One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don’t have...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Guaranteed visits
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Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...