Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Emacs acronyms
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Daughter in college
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A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Airlines running operating systems
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Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Subject: Gullibility Virus alert
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The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...