The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...