Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...