You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
A frog calls a psychic
|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...