Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...