What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Identifying wasted time
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Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Advice from lawyers
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A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...