Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Rules to give to your Boss!
Rules For Work: (Should go over well with your boss.)Print it out and hang...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...