Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...