Teaching
Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...