The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Please show the I.D.
|The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...