How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...