Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
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Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
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Restroom
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Two Cow Defined (Classic)
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How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
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