She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!