I have a keyboard error
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Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...