Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!