Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
A tech get drafted!
One of Microsoft Network’s finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...