I’m sending out some cards
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Twelve Days of Fast Food
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A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...