Retire Aged Personell Early
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The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
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|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...