The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...