Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
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Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...