I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...