Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
A business man from New York decided to quit his job…
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a...