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License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
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Three blonds on death row
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Never talk to the parrot
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A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary…
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting…
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks...
Halloween handouts
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Solving a dispute
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