Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...