A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
A young naval student
|A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...