Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...