Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...