Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
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