A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...