Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...