Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...