Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having…
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.