Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...