So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Greatest way to learn English
Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
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On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...