Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...