How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...