Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Seminars for a woman
|SEMINARS FOR WOMEN In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...