How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Interpreting Coporate Titles…
The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”