Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...