French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...