A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....