Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk...
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...