Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...