Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets…
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...