Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...