Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about…
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what?s been going on...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
If Microsoft built cars
|Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...