Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
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Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
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~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
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Microsoft Market Penetration
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Bathroom reading material
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Lollihops!
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Office Worker Resolution
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