Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
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Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Wendy Tatoo
Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up