Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...