Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Fathers then & now
|Today is one of the first Father’s Days of our new millennium. Fathers of...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...