Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...